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Valentine's Day Gift Guide

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Funny Valentines Gift : Giant Fortune Pillowcase

$18.00

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Funny Valentines Gift : Giant Fortune PillowcaseA fun addition to your home decor, or a unique gift for your significant other!"Now is the time to try something new." Screen printed by hand, with permanent eco friendly, water-based ink Durable & machine washable (recommendation: turn inside ...
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Cat Nap Pillowcases

$32.00

Cat Nap Pillow Case Set As seen on Design*Sponge and Remodelista! The Cat Nap Pillowcases are made from an original drawing, inspired by all the fantastic felines in the world! Screen printed by hand, with permanent eco friendly, water-based ink Durable & machine washable (recommendation: tu...
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Animal Lovers Scarf

$18.00

What is a group of cats called? Or a group of turkeys? What about a group of deer? You may be familiar with more well known terms, like a 'murder of crows', and a 'gaggle of geese', but there are so many more to discover and enjoy! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective nouns. ...
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Cats Are My Bag Tote - Red

$14.99 $13.99

Cats are my bag, how about you? This is my newest design, hand-lettered and screen printed in my Philadelphia studio.This is a 100% cotton canvas tote bag , made in the USA and printed by me! Help the environment by bringing your own bags, everywhere you shop! Tote bag specs: 13"w x 14"h x 3"gus...
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Cat Tote Bag

$35.00

My original charcoal kitty drawing, hand-screened onto an over-sized tote bag. Constructed of 100% cotton canvas fabric with wide cotton webbed handles. (Sewn by me!) The image is on both sides of this roomy, whimsical bag! Specs: Bag size - 20".5 x 15.5" Handles - 31.5" Body - 100% Cotton Canva...
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Love Birds Pillowcase Set

$34.00

The Love Bird Pillowcases make a unique 2nd anniversary, engagement or wedding gift! Out of all the couples gifts in the world, these are truly a stand-out! Here's a recent review:"My wife thought this was the most "creative, thoughtful, different, and just plain cool" gift I've given her all of ...
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His and Hers Infinity Pillowcases

$32.00

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These Infinity Symbol Pillowcases make excellent Valentine's Day, wedding and anniversary gifts! Standard size 20" x 29" / 50.8 cm x 73.7 cm Queen size 20" x 35" / 50.8 cm x 88.9 cm King size 20" x 40" / 50.8 cm x 101.6 cm As always, I'm happy to include a note if these are a gift for someone!
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Sleep on IT Pillowcase

$18.00

"Sleep on it" is one of my favorite idioms. In this day and age of immediacy, I find it's often a good idea to take some time pondering your actions before making a move. This expression is something I use a lot, and it's done me huge favors! So, next time you are trying to make an important deci...
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Cats Are My Bag Tote - Gold

$14.99 $13.99

Cats are my bag, how about you? This is my original hand-lettered design, screen printed in my Philadelphia studio.This is a 100% cotton canvas tote bag , made in the USA and printed by me! Help the environment by bringing your own bags, everywhere you shop! Tote bag specs: 13"w x 14"h x 3"gusse...
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Cats Are My Bag Tote - Black & Gold

$15.99 $14.99

Cats are my bag, how about you? This is my original hand-lettered design, screen printed in my Philadelphia studio.This is a 100% cotton canvas tote bag , made in the USA and printed by me! Help the environment by bringing your own bags, everywhere you shop! Tote bag specs: 13"w x 14"h x 3"gusse...
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Cats Are My Bag Tote - Black & Red

$15.99 $14.99

Cats are my bag, how about you? This is my original hand-lettered design, screen printed in my Philadelphia studio.This is a 100% cotton canvas tote bag , made in the USA and printed by me! Help the environment by bringing your own bags, everywhere you shop! Tote bag specs: 13"w x 14"h x 3"gusse...
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Womens Animal Lover Heart Pullover

$34.00

Slouchy Womens Animal Lover SweatshirtThe Collective Animal Nouns design, printed on an outrageously cozy, lightweight raglan pullover!  This design contains a list of over 100 animals & their collective nouns - some you may have heard, but most of these will be new to you, and really fun to ...
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Gifts for Him

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Animal Collective Nouns Mens Long-sleeve T shirt

$25.20

Mens Long Sleeve Animal Collective Nouns T-shirtThis is a design dedicated to animal group nouns. Wearing a list of over 100 of collective animal nouns, like a clowder of cats, a murder of crows, and a drift of pigs, you become an expert in the field!Mens American Apparel Long sleeved Shirt | 100...
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Animal Collective Nouns Mens Track Tee

$22.50

One day I wondered, what is a group of cats called, a group of turkeys, a group of deer? That's when I began researching the fascinating world of collective animal nouns! This design contains a list of over 100 animal group nouns, hand-screened onto a wonderfully soft American Apparel track t-shi...
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Father Child Animal Lover Shirts

$35.99

Father Son Matching Shirts / Father Daughter Matching Shirts - Collective Animal Nouns Tee Set Matching Father Son Shirts, or Father / Daughter tees! When you buy this listing, you will receive 2 shirts currently in stock, one adult, one kid's - both in baby blue.About the design the models are w...
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Father Child Pizza Party Shirt Set

$45.00

Father Son Matching Shirts / Father Daughter Matching Shirts - Pizza T-shirt Special!  If you're always in search of the perfect slice of pizza, like I am, you'll appreciate this shirt. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Looking for t...
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Animal Collective Nouns Mens T-shirt

$22.50

What do you call a group of turkeys? How about a group of cats? Welcome to the fascinating world of collective animal nouns! This design contains a list of over 100 animal group nouns, hand-screened onto a wonderfully soft American Apparel track t-shirt. 100% Cotton // This shirt is incredibly so...
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Xenotees Fork T-shirt

$22.50

As seen in Food Network Magazine's 200 Gifts for Food Lovers feature! The perfect present for the chef in your life, this t-shirt features a real fork, blown-up for a nice pop art effect. Hand-screened with eco-friendly water-based black ink on to a Men's / Unisex 100% Cotton, American Apparel Sh...
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Love Birds Pillowcase Set

$34.00

The Love Bird Pillowcases make a unique 2nd anniversary, engagement or wedding gift! Out of all the couples gifts in the world, these are truly a stand-out! Here's a recent review:"My wife thought this was the most "creative, thoughtful, different, and just plain cool" gift I've given her all of ...
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Mens Pizza Party T-shirt

$25.00

The Pizza Party T shirt If you're always in search of the perfect slice of pizza, like I am, you'll appreciate this shirt. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Women's version is available here.Some fun pizza facts:► Americans eat on av...
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Best Bunnies Pillowcases

$34.00

  The Best Bunnies pillowcases are perfect for kids bedrooms and adult bedrooms alike! They are made in the USA, and screen printed by hand. Details: Screen printed with permanent water-based ink Made in the USA 300 Thread Count, 100% Pima cotton 2 pillow cases (1 set) Available in white, green...
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His and Hers Infinity Pillowcases

$32.00

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These Infinity Symbol Pillowcases make excellent Valentine's Day, wedding and anniversary gifts! Standard size 20" x 29" / 50.8 cm x 73.7 cm Queen size 20" x 35" / 50.8 cm x 88.9 cm King size 20" x 40" / 50.8 cm x 101.6 cm As always, I'm happy to include a note if these are a gift for someone!
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Bipetual Pillowcase Set

$32.00

If you're a fan of "My Cat From Hell" on the Animal Planet channel, you've probably heard Jackson Galaxy use the term "Bipetual". If that term applies to you or a friend, who have a dog and cat household, these pillowcases are just the thing! This Bipetual Pillowcase set appeals to those that wel...
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Collective Animal Nouns Baseball Jersey

$25.00

This is a design dedicated to animal group nouns. Wearing a list of over 100 of collective animal nouns, like a clowder of cats, a murder of crows, and a drift of pigs, you become an expert in the field!Mens American Apparel 3/4 Sleeve Shirt | Made & printed in the USAShirt Details: 50% Cott...
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Men's Pizza Tank Top

$25.00

Mens Pizza Tank TopIf you're always in search of the perfect slice of pizza, like I am, you'll appreciate this shirt. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Women's version is available here.Here are some fun pizza facts:► Americans eat o...
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Pyramid Pillowcases, Set of 2

$32.00

As seen in Yen Magazine's 2014 Gift Guide! These modern, geometric pillow cases are a wonderful addition to any bedroom. The bold pyramids are really striking on the white cotton pillow cases. Printed with eco-friendly, yet permanent, water-based ink.Details: Screen printed with permanent wate...
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Unisex Vneck Pizza T-shirt

$25.00

This pizza party v-neck t-shirt is perfect for everyone who is constantly searching for the best slice of pizza, like I am. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Here are some fun pizza facts: ► Americans eat on average 100 acres of pizz...
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Dog Nap Pillowcase Set

$32.00

The Dog Nap Pillow Case SetLooking for the perfect gift for a dog lover? The Dog Nap Pillowcases make a truly unique present for you, or someone you know! This is my original drawing, hand-screened onto high quality pillowcases, 100% made in the USA. Details: Screen printed with permanent water-...
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The Pizza T-shirt for Men in Black

$25.00

If you're always in search of the perfect slice of pizza, like I am, you'll appreciate this shirt. Spending so long in New Haven around Sally's and Pepe's has spoiled me for life. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Women's version is ...
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Xenotees Fork T-shirt Track Tee

$22.50

As seen in Food Network Magazine's 200 Gifts for Food Lovers feature! The perfect present for the chef in your life, this t-shirt features a real fork, blown-up for a nice pop art effect.This track tee is the softest shirt ever! So amazing- feels like your old favorite tee from the get go. My gi...
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Mens Industrial Saw Blade Tee

$28.00

My original giant saw blade design, printed on an ultra soft American Apparel shirt. Shirt Details: 100% Cotton Made in the USA Hand-printed with Eco friendly ink Machine Washable + Durable For this design, I use a process called "discharge", where the color of the shirt is removed, and...
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Men's Home Brew Beer T-shirt

$25.00

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Men's Craft Brew Tee Design: An official vintage Pabst bottle opener surrounded by caps from some of my favorite beers! A fun shirt for the home-brewer or beer drinker in your life!Hand-screened with eco-friendly water-based black ink on to a Men's / Unisex 100% Cotton, American Apparel Shirt.
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Gifts for Her

Animal Collective Nouns Womens Pullover

$34.00

The Collective Animal Nouns design on an outrageously cozy raglan pullover! Hand screen-printed with eco friendly water based ink, it's perfect for layering!This design contains a list of over 100 animals & their collective nouns - some you may have heard, but most of these will be new to you...
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French Pet Lobster Tote Bag

$14.99 $13.99

100% cotton canvas tote bag , Made in the USA and printed by me, in my studio! Help the environment by reusing bags, everywhere you shop! A pet lobster, you say? Well, supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would take his pet lobster, Thibault, on long walks through the Pailas Royal Garden...
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Womens Cat Grass Sweatshirt

$34.00

This cat sweatshirt features my original drawing, inspired by the one and only Chester Taco. I've hand-screened my design onto this fabulous pullover with eco friendly, permanent ink. Slouchy and stylish enough for lounging around the house, or to wear as you head out for the day.This is a lightw...
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Cat Nap Pillowcases

$32.00

Cat Nap Pillow Case Set As seen on Design*Sponge and Remodelista! The Cat Nap Pillowcases are made from an original drawing, inspired by all the fantastic felines in the world! Screen printed by hand, with permanent eco friendly, water-based ink Durable & machine washable (recommendation: tu...
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Mommy & Me Pizza Shirt Set

$45.00

Mother Son Matching Shirts / Mother Daughter Matching Shirts - Pizza T-shirt Special! If you're always in search of the perfect slice of pizza, like I am, you'll appreciate this shirt. This slice of pie is hand painted and then screened onto incredibly soft American Apparel Shirts. Looking for th...
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Love Birds Pillowcase Set

$34.00

The Love Bird Pillowcases make a unique 2nd anniversary, engagement or wedding gift! Out of all the couples gifts in the world, these are truly a stand-out! Here's a recent review:"My wife thought this was the most "creative, thoughtful, different, and just plain cool" gift I've given her all of ...
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Women's Animal Group Nouns Tank Top

$22.50

A wonderful tank top to wear on those hot summer days, to yoga class, or for a hearty workout. The tri-blend fabric is so cooling in the warmest of weather!This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective group nouns. An "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "w...
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Pyramid Pillowcases, Set of 2

$32.00

As seen in Yen Magazine's 2014 Gift Guide! These modern, geometric pillow cases are a wonderful addition to any bedroom. The bold pyramids are really striking on the white cotton pillow cases. Printed with eco-friendly, yet permanent, water-based ink.Details: Screen printed with permanent wate...
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Women's Animal Group Nouns Boatneck Shirt

$25.20

A prickle of porcupines, a streak of tigers or a crash of rhinoceros, really?! Yes! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective nouns - some you may have heard, but most of these will be new to you, and really fun to learn. Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!Sc...
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Dog Nap Pillowcase Set

$32.00

The Dog Nap Pillow Case SetLooking for the perfect gift for a dog lover? The Dog Nap Pillowcases make a truly unique present for you, or someone you know! This is my original drawing, hand-screened onto high quality pillowcases, 100% made in the USA. Details: Screen printed with permanent water-...
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Womens Animal Lover Heart Pullover

$34.00

Slouchy Womens Animal Lover SweatshirtThe Collective Animal Nouns design, printed on an outrageously cozy, lightweight raglan pullover!  This design contains a list of over 100 animals & their collective nouns - some you may have heard, but most of these will be new to you, and really fun to ...
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Bipetual Pillowcase Set

$32.00

If you're a fan of "My Cat From Hell" on the Animal Planet channel, you've probably heard Jackson Galaxy use the term "Bipetual". If that term applies to you or a friend, who have a dog and cat household, these pillowcases are just the thing! This Bipetual Pillowcase set appeals to those that wel...
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His and Hers Infinity Pillowcases

$32.00

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These Infinity Symbol Pillowcases make excellent Valentine's Day, wedding and anniversary gifts! Standard size 20" x 29" / 50.8 cm x 73.7 cm Queen size 20" x 35" / 50.8 cm x 88.9 cm King size 20" x 40" / 50.8 cm x 101.6 cm As always, I'm happy to include a note if these are a gift for someone!
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Star Moss Womens Boatneck Shirt

$28.00

The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has its own unique shape & personality.   Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boat ne...
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Sleep on IT Pillowcase

$18.00

"Sleep on it" is one of my favorite idioms. In this day and age of immediacy, I find it's often a good idea to take some time pondering your actions before making a move. This expression is something I use a lot, and it's done me huge favors! So, next time you are trying to make an important deci...
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Best Bunnies Pillowcases

$34.00

  The Best Bunnies pillowcases are perfect for kids bedrooms and adult bedrooms alike! They are made in the USA, and screen printed by hand. Details: Screen printed with permanent water-based ink Made in the USA 300 Thread Count, 100% Pima cotton 2 pillow cases (1 set) Available in white, green...
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French Pet Lobster Sundress

$39.99

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A nautical, whimsical summer sundress- my original watercolor painting of a French Pet Lobster, hand screen printed onto a lovely American Apparel striped tank dress, with permanent water-based inks! The lobster's leash reads (in French):"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious c...
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Pizza Party Tea Towel

$14.00

NEW! The Pizza Party Tea Towel- a delightful hostess gift for any pizza lover! This is my original illustration, created as an ode to my love for the best food on earth.These flour sack tea towels are task masters when it comes to covering your rising dough, drying dishes, or cleaning up after a...
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Funny Valentines Gift : Giant Fortune Pillowcase

$18.00

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Funny Valentines Gift : Giant Fortune PillowcaseA fun addition to your home decor, or a unique gift for your significant other!"Now is the time to try something new." Screen printed by hand, with permanent eco friendly, water-based ink Durable & machine washable (recommendation: turn inside ...
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